1. Beer: drunkards
2. McDonalds: french fries
3. Relationships: troublesome
4. Purple: gay
5. Power: puff girls
6. Weed: dew
7. Steroids: athletes
8. Cartoons: spongebob squarepants
9. The President: National Day
10. Tupperware: my Mum
11. Books: love
12. Santa Claus: beard
13. halloween: trick or treat
14. Alice: in wonderland
15. Grammar: important
16: Myspace: just another friendster
17. Clowns: goofy
18. Marriage: commitment
19. Paris: Eiffel Tower
20. Pussy: cat
21. Redheads: Harry Potter's bestfriend Ronald
22. Blondes: dumb. i can't help it.
23. Pass the: parcel
24. One night stand: HIV
25. Song: solace
26. School: fun! fun! fun!
27. Coke: dope
28. Vanilla ice cream: 50 cents
29. Cars: Volkswagon beetle
30. High school musical: Zack Efron
31. Pajamas: comfort
32. WoodY: woodpecker
33. Wet Socks: blisters
35. love: emotion